Random Cubs Notes and what I think of Sammy

Ok, it's been far too long and there's a lot on my mind.  Man, do the 2009 Cubs suck.  Yeah, they won today...yippee!  But frankly, I'm more surprised that they scored 6 runs in a single game than I am that they beat the equally execrable White Sox.  This offense is bad.  Based on their offseason moves, I figured the Cubs might shave three or four wins off last season's 97-win mark.  I didn't think they'd fall this far, though.  Amazingly, they're not even close to being out of the race.  Thank God for crappy divisions.  If they can simply get healthy and have Sori/Soto/Bradley start hitting close to what we expected, they'd be in solid shape to still take the crown.  Lousy bullpen or no.  Now, for the particulars of this bad, bad team: Soriano.  I'm to the point where I can't fathom the Cubs winning a world series with Sori hitting leadoff.&nbs...