Found November 28, 2012 on Hall of Very Good:
PLAYERS: David Ortiz
TEAMS: Boston Red Sox

In an effort to, no doubt, remove the bitter taste of 2012 from the collective mouth of Red Sox nation...the team has released a humorous nod to the 1989 holiday classic "Christmas Vacation".Although it does appear to be more than Clark Griswold's 250 strands of light.  I guess it's a good thing they got David Ortiz under contract early. Your browser does not support iframes.

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