Roger Clemens Likes Melons

The pedophilia affair that Roger Clemens allegedly had back in the 90's may have just got a little less pedophilia-ish. What?you ask?! News out of the great inbred state of Florida is that Clemens' affair with country singer and pre-driving teen Mindy McCready may have taken place two years later than reported by the New York Daily News. Instead of the possibility of Roger dodging an appearance on To Catch a Predator he may have barely graduated to a later 90's episode of COPS.