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The Tigers bullpen combined to take a seven inning shut out start by Justin Verlander Wednesday afternoon and flush it down the toilet.  But they didn’t just choose your garden variety mostly-clean toilet at someone’s place of residence.  Instead, they found the nastiest public toilet on the face of the planet. Tigers “closer” (and I only use that term because they do) Jose Valverde entered the game in the ninth inning with a 2-0 Tigers lead and Eric Hosmer on first.  He got Salvador Perez to fly out and he struck out Billy Butler.  He even had the next batter, Lorenzo Cain, down 0-2.  Instead of trying to get Cain to chase, he walked up and placed a beach ball on a tee for him.  Cain deposited it over the left center field wall to tie the game at two.  Phil Coke then shockingly gave up a single, a sacrifice bunt and then a game-winning single to Eric Hosmer in the 10th. While I was busy crucifying the Tigers porous bullpen on Twitter (HERE and HERE), the Royals (namely Eliot Johnso...
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