Ryan Braun is the Real Natural

Ryan Braun homered twice last night to bring his season total to 30, sending two misguided pitches into the seats in the first two innings, just like he had done 28 times previously in his brief major league career, just like he has been doing all season long. He's a pull hitter who doesn't need to pull everything. He's a power hitter who can can hit for average. He's a burly guy who can steal bases. His name is Ryan Braun, he's 23 years old, and on his off days, he flies around Milwaukee, protecting the city from crime.