S-Jax and Ferragamo-gate

I realize this is a Cardinals blog. However, we have an emergency on our hands. Rams RB Steven "Where Is He?" Jackson needs a new pair of shoes. Twitter reports:

@sj39: I've been waiting on my Ferragamo loafers to come in and they send wrong size!!!

A tragedy, for sure, but that's only the beginning...

@sj39: Then they tell me it's sold out... (I'm mad)

Uh oh. The big man is angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry, unless he's being directed by an offensive coordinator that possesses the play-calling genius of Betty White playing Madden. The saga isn't over, however.

@sj39: But the thing is they sent one pair in my correct size .. Then the pair I really wanted wrong.

Shady! Who does that? A cocky, high-end Italian shoe designer, that's who. I call on you, Cardinal Nation, to stand up with me for our St. Louis brethren and take this Italian shoe designer down! Boycott luxury Italian fashion and write to Salvatore Ferragamo to tell him not to mess with the Midwest! When S-Jax wants a pair of shoes, he @#$!*&! gets them. Who knows who could be the next victim of Italian shoe-shadiness? T.J. Oshie? Ryan Theriot? We can't let that happen. Not in this town.