Found January 24, 2012 on Busted Coverage: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Sammy Sosa
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Sammy Sosa’s bukkake face is back in the news down in Columbia. Why? It has something to do with baseball, a key to the city, blah, blah, blah. The real news is that some newspaper photographer snapped a shot of Sammy, the paper ran it and his face is the same shade of cream as the shirt he’s wearing. Put that guy’s face on bright white newsprint & he’d look whiter than Casper. This skin condition is officially out of control. We’ve documented, time and again, how this process has gone over the last 2-3 years. Can he go whiter? Absolutely and we’ll be here to be amazed by his determination. [via @WendyMejia24] Filed under: Baseball
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