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Monday, 7:05 - Vanimal v. Ben SheetsTuesday, 7:05 - Ol' Girl Parts v. Mike MinorWednesday, 7:05 - Oh great, it's KK v. Tim HudsonA week ago, the Phillies faced these same three pitchers and got swept in Atlanta. The Phillies are 16 back of first in the NL East and 12.5 back in the Wild Card.Yet, I'd be a happy Phillies fan if the team would just release Michael Martinez and re-sign Mike Fontenot. What joke...Anyways, I got to thinking about Cliff Lee and his horrible, no-good, crummy luck and I remembered back to a post I did about two years ago. Since I can't bring myself to write much about the Phillies and since we probably could all use a little laugh, after the jump I've re-posted my sarcastic take on luck and pitching. Enjoy.Luck FactorWe here at WSBGMs are notorious baseball statheads. We really enjoy looking at and comparing UZR, BABIP, etc. We absolutely LOVE taking these stats and extrapolating grand theories and meanings with complete disregard to the ...
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