Monday, 7:10 – Cole Hamels v. Nate Eovaldi
Tuesday, 7:10 – Oh no, it’s KK v. Josh Johnson
Wednesday, 12:40 – Roy Halladay v. Mark Buehrle
Why Carninal Goldfish?
…because that fish describes this team way better than the one they are using now.
Every dumb little kids loves winning a goldfish at the carnival. It swims around in that little plastic bag full of water, it’s scales majestically reflecting the fluorescent light coming from the top of the funnel cake stand. The kid’s parents know how this is going to end but they do what they have to do, and they spend a bunch of money on a new bowl, some food and bowl decorations like small blue stones or a miniature castle. And for a few days or a week, that fish lives like a king. It sits in the living room or on a prominent table for all to see. The kid feeds it every day. Dad changes the water in the bowl. But then… things change. Dad stops changing the water and it becomes cloudy. The kid forgets the fish exists because mom moved the ...