Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 5/9/13
Far out. Two out three. One.. two...Well the biggest team payroll never did me no harm A signin' me a pitchin' staff, don't raise 'em on a farm! One a these days we'll see a billion dollar arm.Thank God I'm a Yankee fan!When the game's near done and the sun's settin' low, I wave out to the bullpen and I say, "Go get 'em, Mo!"John's up in the booth, yelling "Robbie, doncha know!"Thank God I'm a Yankee fan! I'd sign Doc Goodens all day if I could, But Hal and Cashman's lady wouldn't take it very good,So we got Vernon Wells though we're not sure we should. Thank God, I'm a Yankee fan. Well, I got me a fine team, I got me old fiddle I got six stars in Tampa, each one a little brittle,Pretty pretty soon will have Grandy in the middle Thank God I'm a Yankee fan.
PLAYERS: Vernon Wells
TEAMS: New York Yankees
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