Originally posted on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 5/22/12

Another night in May, another foul ball off some guy’s forehead who bought epic seats to a Mariners game and even brought his glove for last night’s tilt against the Rangers. There he was, in perfect position, for a grounder down the first base line that would be the perfect opportunity to add to his douchey baseball collection. Maybe even get this one signed by Justin Smoak.

HERE IT COMES! IN THE GLOVE! PERFECT POSITION!

Posted: Last night

Premise of Video: You know, after about the 13th birthday, bringing a glove to the ballpark starts to say something about you as a dude. By 19, all the signs are there that you’ll be a baseball douche for the rest of your life. If, by 25, you’re still bringing a glove, there is a 93% chance your ass isn’t getting laid more than once a year.

Climax of Video: The guy takes the foul ball off his forehead.

Conclusion: Obvious conclusion is that the guy really didn’t need the glove because he never used it. Get that **** up. A glove below the chin with the ball having topspin is useless.


Filed under: Baseball, Video

PLAYERS: Justin Smoak
TEAMS: Seattle Mariners
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