We mostly like to make fun of sports tattoos when someone gets their sports heroâ€™s face permanently inked on their calf, arm, back or some other part of their idiot body.
That being said, we couldnâ€™t pass up this bit of tattooing idiocy. We donâ€™t really know much about him, but some moron get the Texas Rangers logo with the words â€śWorld Champs 2011â€ł tattooed on his back.
Word is, this individual had the tattoo done before game 7 of the World Series. Sure, the Rangers were close â€” a strike away on two occasions, as we recall â€” to winning the whole damn thing, but they would of course blow game 6 and come back and lose by four runs in game 7.
So, what was this? Wishful thinking? Revisionist history? Adamant belief in oneâ€™s team?
Weâ€™re gong to assume it was the last mixed with a little bit of the first. As youâ€™ll note, this person is also a Dallas Mavericks fan. The Mavs championship tattoo sits to the right of the Rangersâ€™.
Ah, what a year it could have been for Dallas and this superfan. Alas, the Rangers are just chokers and you, sir, are just a moron.
Fortunately, youâ€™re not alone, though. Here are some of the dumbest sports tattoos weâ€™ve ever seen, including one very hopeful Houston Texans fan.
Something must be in the water down in Te-ha! that makes you people delusional.
[Exhibit A: Why you should wait to get a Rangers World Series tattoo]
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