Found May 02, 2012 on Mr. Irrelevant:
Today’s guest post comes from Doug Ramey, the proprietor of D.C. sports blog Fatpickled. Follow him on Twitter and enjoy his admiration for lip fur. There’s no doubt Nick Johnson has brought a pretty impressive mustache to the 2012 Orioles roster. But let’s be honest, his ’stache has gotten around the league like Kim Kardashian gets around NBA locker rooms. The Yankees, Marlins and Nats have all shared his ’stache in recent years, and, besides that, Johnson is 1-for-30 this year. With that being said, let’s take a look at the top 12 all-time Orioles ’staches: 12. Bobby Grich has a David Letterman or Michael Strahan-type gap going on, not with his teeth but with his ’stache. 11. A ’stache weaker than circus lemonade + a helmet too big for your head + glasses that are priceless and make you look like Jeffrey Dahmer = Jeff McKnight lives in Oriole infamy. 10. Tom Niedenfuer’s ’stache is pretty ordinary, until you factor in the fact that he used it to bag one of the ’80s hottest chicks.
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