What happened to the Twins?
Seth S.Saint Paul, MN__________________________
Ah, yes, the Minnesota Twins. What did happen to those paragons of fundamentally sound baseball? An analysis of such depth requires patience, dedication and an insatiable hunger for the truth, so I put the RSBS interns to the task and they have provided the following slide show:
New ballpark! Yay! It’s…er… HUGE!
I CAN HAZ $184 MILLIONS!?!? IN EXCHANGE I’LL STOP HITTING HRs!
Ouch! Who turned out the lights?!?
DOH! DAMN THOSE DAMN YANKEES… AGAIN!!!
Never fear! Tsuyoshi Nishioka is here!
And then… his leg is broken. Thanks for nothing, Nick Swisher! Damn you, damn Yankees!!!
And the rest of the Twins 2011 clubhouse… barely breathin’.
Y U NO MOVE IN FENCES!?!? AGGH!!!
When will Justin’s ouchy-head be fixed? I need help, dammit!
Aaaaand this guy…
Nope, not even the healthy return of Morneau could make the pain of the above image go away. In fact, 2012 sorta seems like a good ti...