The Friday Five: Pick a Player

In a meager attempt to create a new weekly feature, we bring you the Friday Five. Each week the Exile staff will tackle various topics and come up with five things pertaining to it. The topics could be as pertinent as the Chicago Cubs to as completely offtrack as food or music.If you could have one current player from any team to add to the Cubs' roster, who would it be and why? To keep it interesting, let's eliminate the obvious choice of Albert Pujols. My choice: Shin-Soo Choo. He's a great fielder, hits around .300 and has power and speed. He reminds me a lot of Jason Bay when Bay broke in, before his knees went to **** and he lost the speed. It's also nice that Choo is a lefty who can actually hit. And his name is Shin-Soo Choo. Wolter: Probably Tim Lincecum. Just because he's steak sauce awesome. I mean, I suppose I should be gunning for better offense, but to be honest, I think the runs will come. Plus, with the long hair, he's like a talented Snor...