Found January 08, 2013 on
Well, so much for Aaron Heilman forming his first smile in eight years, as his Notre Dame Fighting Irish were clobbered by the Crimson Tide of Alabama 42-14. Heilman must have watched this blowout and saw 11 Yadier Molinas wearing crimson.
Maybe one day, Heilman will form a smile in response to some positive stimuli. But look at him. He's obviously upset. But how can you tell tonight apart from any other day in Aaron Heilman's life? That guy was the original Grumpy Cat.
Should've heeded the sign.
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See the picture above? That's right, it's Aaron Heilman smiling, something that has not happened since April 15th, 2005. That will change tonight. Why? Well, I have reasoning for making this prediction ... good, solid football reasoning. But something tells me that you could care less to read it. So as the corners of Heilman's lips curve upwards, expect a loud scream...
If you need more proof of how big a star Yu Darvish is in Japan, you might get it this fall.
Plans are in the works for Darvish to get his own museum in southern Japan according to media reports in Japan.
Darvish, 26, was born in Osaka and went to high school in Sendai. He began his professional career in Japan, playing seven seasons for the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters. Darvish...
When regular-season tickets for the Texas Rangers go on sale March 2, fans will be introduced to dynamic seating in the adult upper reserved seating areas.
Dynamic seating, which is used by more than half the teams in the majors, will adjust the price higher or lower in real time based on demand and factors such as pitching matchups, team performance, opponent, weather and day...
Matt Harrison helped keep the Texas Rangers relevant and in control of the American League West for most of 2012. They lost the division at the end of the season, but still made the playoffs as a Wild Card. Had it not been for Harrison, the Rangers may not have made the postseason at all.
The Rangers recognize Harrison's value. They are honoring him as the club...
The Texas Rangers are raising single-game ticket prices again after failing to win a playoff game, losing slugger Josh Hamilton in free agency and trading fan favorite Michael Young.
Most of the increases were $1 to $4 per ticket. The team also designated 36 of its 81 home games as more expensive premier games, up from 26 a year ago.
After going to the World Series two years in...
ARLINGTON, Texas Lance Berkman might not be the missing piece for the Texas Rangers to be successful this season.
But he may have been the piece that brought the lineup the Rangers will be rolling out to start the 2013 season into focus.
Berkman signed a one-year deal for 10 million Monday that includes a vesting option for 2014 that will pay Berkman 12 million of he reaches...
Just in case you weren't aware how big of a star Texas Rangers pitcher Yu Darvish is in Japan...this should convince you. According to Japanese media reports, planning is underway for a Darvish museum in the Hyogo prefecture, in the southern part of the country. The tentative plan calls for a November openingNo word as to what would be included in the exhibit, but something tells...
ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) -- Lance Berkman chose the Texas Rangers this time, and is returning to his home state to be their designated hitter in likely the last stop of his career.
The Rangers completed a 10 million, one-year deal with Berkman on Monday after the slugger passed a physical.
"I spent the first part of the offseason really feeling like I was going to retire,"...
The Texas Rangers have not ruled out pursuing free agent
outfielder Michael Bourn and right-handed starter Kyle Lohse, according to T.R.Sullivan of MLB.com.
The Rangers have not reached that point yet. But with five
weeks to go before Spring Training, Texas has not ruled out going after Bourn
or Lohse, who are the top two free agents remaining on the market.