Originally posted on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 6/26/12

You know, I almost feel sorry for the sad sack Cubs and their fans. Notice I said almost.

The Chicago Cubs are laboring through another dismal season, sitting in the basement of the NL’s Central division with the worst record in all of baseball. It’s gotten so bad that even the famed “C” on the Cubs helmets are trying to escape, as witnessed by pitcher Travis Wood’s helmet during Monday night’s game against the Mets. Seriously, it’s like the logo has come to life, and in a moment of shame and embarrassment, slowly started making it’s way over top the helmet to hide out in Wood’s luscious head of hair.

If the Cubs keep up their losing ways, and all signs point to that being an eventuality, expect all the Cubs logos, from their helmets and caps to jerseys and bullpen jackets, to seek refuge in the Witness Protection Program. Nobody would blame them if the players followed suit.

[@UniWatch]

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