Tim Wakefield, Superstar, and Other Oddities

So just to get us all on the same page of The Season That Made No Sense, at the just-over-two-months mark:Tim Wakefield -- who many thought might not be worth the short money it took to sign him -- has more wins than any other pitcher on the team.Jason Varitek is second in team home runs, just below Jay Bay.Ortiz is hitting below .200 with one home run, and is literally going to get his eyes checked.I've grown so attached to having Eck in the NESN booth, I secretly hope Remy takes some extra time to recuperate. For his own sake, of course.What's next? Lugo hits .400 and/or Kotsay becomes the world's first nuclear pimp?