Found April 08, 2012 on Taking Bad Schotz:

I’m not too sure if I’m proud to say that this is my 2nd porn name edition for a sport. I first did NBA and completely forgot to rank James Harden in my top 9, but now I’m proud to say I have learned from my mistakes (see #4). All of the porn names listed below have somewhat of a clear sexual innuendo. We should really be thankful that these guys are professional baseball players and not actually male porn stars. Enjoy.

9. R.A. Dickey

Pitcher, Writer, Pornstar.

8.  Kerry Wood

Unfortunately, Kerry Wood became a closer because he couldn’t do well when going deep into games

7. Brad Peacock

This is pretty straightforward

6. Madison Bumgarner

You would never expect him to be a lefty

5. Chien-Ming Wang

If only his name was actually pronounced how it was written

4. Rich Harden

I hear he doesn’t even attempt to wear a cup anymore

3. Buster Posey

He was a fantasy bust last year

2. Kosuke Fukudome

“Fook mi that was fast”

1. Tim Lincecum

Most popular fantasy baseball team name integration

Honorable Mention

  • Kevin Millwood
  • Orlando Hudson (Look up Rock Hudson)
  • Tyler Chatwood
  • Mark Trumbo
  • Jason Giambi
  • Dexter Fowler


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