Originally posted on Monkey with a Halo  |  Last updated 3/2/12

Another week, another batch of real tweets from real Angel players that are chock full of questionable advice on attending spring training, parenting and fashion.

Michael Kohn unwittingly delivers a public service announcement for any fans traveling to Tempe to see the Angels in spring training:

Being in Arizona means only one thing. Allergies for me. #suckitaz

— Michael Kohn (@MichaelKohn58) February 25, 2012

Seriously, the allergies in Arizona are brutal.  The first year I went, my eyes were watering so bad during a game that it looked like I was crying.  Bring some Claritin.

New parents are always looking for advice:

Parenting: 18month old is getting in trouble and he starts moonwalking!?!? How do you stop from busting out laughing?

— Rich Thompson (@chopper63) February 27, 2012

There is nothing you can do, Rich.  Disciplining young children is a losing battle.  Just give up now.

Time for some fashion advice from the Angels new pop culture icon:

@HankConger16 you gotta go with mock turtle under suits this year, do what van damme would do

— C.J. Wilson (@str8edgeracer) February 29, 2012

I can't tell how serious this conversation was, but I think we can all agree that Conger would totally rock the mock turtle neck.

Not done with the fashion yet, Victor Rojas gives us a sneak preview of his new gameday attire:

I gotta get that Christopher Plummer velvet jacket for opening day.

— Victor Rojas (@VictorRojas29) February 27, 2012

I DARE you to make good on this, Victor.  Who knows, maybe it will be a lucky charm like last year's Rally Luchador Mask?

And finally, not to be outdone, crazy person/prospect Chevy Clarke offers up some motivational advice of his own:

Succesful people have the self-discipline to do things they don't "feel" like doing. Dicipline is the key to success

— Chevy (@OfficialChevy) February 28, 2012

I never "feel" like reading Chevy's tweets, yet I still do it, just for this weekly feature.  Clearly, I am very successful.

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