Originally posted on Razzball  |  Last updated 11/18/11
So I go out with this girl the other day on a date. I’m Grey, and I’m playing the field! I take her to this pizza place. It wasn’t particularly fancy, but they had good reviews and oil on the table for bread dipping, so it wasn’t Round Table either. Any the hoo, the pizza comes and she asks for Parmesan cheese. Only she doesn’t call it Parmesan cheese. She calls it “the sprinkle cheese.” Now this is either showing a lack of sophistication or being cute, depending on how expensive the pizza is that you’re ultimately paying for or how horny you are. This is the crux of these keeper posts. Whether a guy is a keeper depends on the price of the pizza and how horny you are (maybe less the latter part). If you have Eric Hosmer for $77 in a 15 team league, that’s too much. But most of you should have Hosmer for cheap, so voilà — he’s here. Here, indeed, he arrived in a big way, says Yoda. Last year in three-quarters of a season, he had a line of 66/19/78/.293/11. That was 128 ...
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