Found September 21, 2012 on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught:
We would have had pie, but the Yankees gave away the guy who brought the pie, because everybody knew they had too much pitching and didn't need a guy who would be one of the best pitchers in the National League, but then again, everybody knows he wouldn't have been any good if he stayed with the Yankees, so it was really wise to trade him for absolutely nothing. But it's a good night. Really. I should go to bed. 
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