Found October 01, 2012 on
The Mark Graham Sports Blog:
The Chicago Cubs wrap up their dreadful season this weekend against an even worse Houston Astros squad at the Friendly Confines.
The Cubs are at 60-99 and the Astros are at 53-106. That's right the two worst teams in baseball. Why would anyone want to see these teams play? That's probably why two tickets on StubHub are for sale at $0.19.
That's right, $0.19.
I don't know about you, but $0.19 is still too much to watch these teams mercilessly end their respective seasons.
UPDATE: The tickets are no longer on StubHub (I guess someone bought the tickets), but you can purchase some at $0.75 at section 536, row 5.
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The Chicago Cubs held off suffering their 100th loss for one more day, but may have only given the fans at Wrigley Field the chance to witness them reaching that mark of futility.
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