We did it...

Roger: "Damn you look good today."So the news came down this afternoon that the two lovebirds, Andy Pettite and Roger Clemens will be reunited again on an MLB diamone, this time with the Yankees. And the two could not be any happier...Andy Pettite: Rogie...I'm so happy for us.Clemens: Andy, cut that pansy **** out. Remember...we're men. And men don't act, you know - all affectionate with each other. Because that's gay. Now...stick that in my ass.Andy: There...how's that feel?Clemens: Ooohh. God yeah. Feels spectacular. How you feelin' Andy?AP: I feel like I'm pitching a no-hitter. I'm overcome with excitement, Rogie. Can you return the favor sometime?Clemens: First of all, don't call me Rogie. You know when we're in bed together my name is Sexy Duece Duece. And that ain't gon change, Andy. It just ain't!AP: I'm sorry. I'm sorry...my feelings have just gotten to me. I'm happy this little secret of ours is finally o...