Weekend open thread: Turnbow? Coste to Orioles?

The weather here in the Northeast may be ideal conditions for Bud Selig, but it isn't conducive for this individual to get in a baseball mindset. I'll do my best with what I've got. I have half of mind to analyze the non-roster invitees in greater detail, but all I can do is read the names “Borkowski,” “Walker,” “Lehr,” and picture the faceless officers who would accompany Captain Kirk and Spock on reconnaissance missions to uncharted planets, where they were...