Originally written on The Victory Formation  |  Last updated 10/17/11

I can nawt believe we didn’t make the fackin playoffs this yeeeah. Two fackin years in a row. That’s unacceptable up heeah. Me and Murph are not happy campas. And now the fackin cadinals are in the World Series? We beat those fackin guys back in 2004. 2004 baby! Fack the Yankees! David Roberts is the greatest base steala evah!

Heads are rollin in beantown. We finally got rid of Tito. This fackin guy was letting fat facker Lackey and Beckett get fat on Sam Adams during games. Listen, I like poundin a few cold ones at the bah and going on a benda heyah and theyah, but you can’t doin that when we gotta win so damn baa games. Francona can’t manage himself out of a papahbag, and we let this guy run a $161 million dolla payroll? fack that. He lucked is ass into winning 2 World Series. 2004 baby! Fack the Yankees! Bill Muellah is the greatest 3rd baseman evah!

I told Murph we nevah should have let Johnny Damon leave town. This fackin Crawford guy sucks. We don’t caeah for guys like in him Bawston. Gabe Kapla, that’s a facking guy who can get the job done.

So long Theo. You ovahrated piece of ****. My left nut can make betta free agent signings. You go fack the goat in Chicago. You think because you signed Big Papi that you are some kindah fackin genius. We don’t need ya here. We ah gonna get Brian Cashman and kick those fackin Yankees asses.

This is what we gotta do. Go sign CJ Wilson, CC Sabathia, Albert Pujols and Jose Reyes. Those fackin guys will win us a World Series every fackin season. Go Sawx!

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