Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 11/17/14
Will Middlebrooks is the reason the Red Sox felt it was okay to trade away Youkilis. Well, that and the fact that Youk and Bobby Valentine were bickering like they were in the final rose ceremony and Red Sox fans were the Bachelor. "He told me he doesn't love you, and he's only using you so he can be on the cover of People magazine for the next two years talking about how his heart was broken." That's Youk pleading his case. Then Bobby V. started singing Rihanna's Diamonds, and the fans chose Valentine and that romance lasted about as long as the usual Bachelor romance. Now Youk is a Yank for symmetry sake, Valentine returned to inventing new sandwich types, "I call this the Naanwich. A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Naanwich is a gentrified sandwich," and Middlebrooks was left behind with the Red Sox 3rd base job and the six hole of the lineup (depending on Napoli's signing). Last year, Middlebrooks's stats were stacked like a d'...
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