Originally written on StraitPinkie.com  |  Last updated 11/8/14
The Giants may have won the World Series last night, but this Tigers fan stunner took home Yump of the Game honors. You may have recalled seeing her and thinking to yourself, “Yep, I would” or “Uh, yump”. You also may have thought she had hair similar to a lioness like some idiots I know. But, the bottom line is this lil yump has a cute as hell face and I would have loved to have had the opportunity to console her after the Tigers’ loss. “Baseball is a dumb sport, baby. Please don’t be upset. Everything will be alright. The Giants aren’t that good. No one knows how they have won two World Series in the last three years. Brandon Belt is their starting first baseman for crying out loud. I don’t care what anyone says, Marco Scutaro is not the best player to ever have laced up his cleats. Heck, they were on the brink of elimination twice and won three strait both times. Baseball is weird, baby. At least you got to watch your team play in more than one playoff game. My squad won the Wild Card by six games and then got seven-game leapfrog MTV 7-point Jock Jam styled by the cheating infield ruling Cardinals. At least Jose Valverde didn’t blow it. At least you have Miggy and Prince cornering your infield for the next several years. C’mon, baby. Don’t cry. I promise it will be alright. You’re not feeling me at all, are you? Should I go? C’mon, I know you need consoling for how Ryan Theriot screamed like a lil’ girl as he crossed home plate in extras. I’m not even a Tigers fan and that made me wanna puke. C’mon, that tear is erasing that cute lil’ Tigers cheek paint job you have going there. Okay, I’m leaving. Good luck next year!”
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