Not long after Xander Bogaerts fielded the final out of Wednesday night’s extra innings 6-4 victory over the Chicago White Sox, the Boston Red Sox shortstop did what most 21-year-olds would do.
He hit Twitter.
Bogaerts, who has more than 40,000 followers has only tweeted once since Christmas. What would possess him to get online Wednesday? What possibly would the World Champions’ top prospect have to say?!?
Insert your own Sisqo joke here.
Suffice it to say, the latenight Tweetsters ate it up like the proverbial basement dwellers highbrow internet folks claim they are.
Swiggity swooty, @XanderBogaerts is coming for that booty.
— Andrew (@VottomanEmpire) April 17, 2014
Either @XanderBogaerts has been hacked or he's really posting photos of thonged bums via twitter… Hopefully it's hacked #redsox
— Stacy Randazzo (@StacyLRandazzo) April 17, 2014
I think this is where you apologize and say you were hacked @XanderBogaerts
— Coreo News (@CoreoNews) April 17, 2014
And, yeah, it wasn’t long until Bogaerts deleted the tweet. But, c’mon because the internet…it’ll have a life of its own for a day or two.