Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 6/23/12
First off, let’s be straight: Defeat is chickenhood. If a Met calls you “chicken,” and then beats you… well Clucky, you have no excuse for your feathers being ruffled. Last night, we lost our third in a row. To the Mehs. The lowly, otherworldly, fly-under-our-boot-heel Mehs. We will certainly lose Sunday, the lone question being whether R.A. Dickey will throw a no-hitter. Thus, unless we win today, we will follow our celebrated 10-game winning streak with five consecutive losses. Yeesh. We might keep losing until the International Juju Intervention has been completely nullified. Folks, somebody out there is using hard juju on us. They have gone Aleister Crowley on us. Are Met fans dabbling in the black arts? I have a theory. About a month ago, the Yankees were horrible. Ruth Bader Ginsburg had a better chance of plating a man. Then we unleashed the International Juju Intervention, putting a rift into the universal juju-space continuum. We thought it would only affec...
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