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San Diego Padres News / San Diego Padres on SI / May 23

3-Time Padres All-Star Suggests They 'Need to Go Get Hammered As a Team'

Homer Simpson is credited with popularizing the maxim "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." The list of professional athletes who have taken advice from the fictional patriarch from The Simpsons is surely short.

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