Found February 22, 2009 on East Coast Bias: Yardbarker Blogger Network
TEAMS: New York Knicks
PLAYERS: Adam Morrison
It's late February, and the rain piddling outside my window is supposed to change over to sloppy wet snow this evening. On the other hand, Maryland just beat UNC and I'm starting to have dreams of filling out brackets where I can have the Terps make an improbable run to the second round.

It's almost Gus Johnson time.

Here is the best of The Best.

1) The Gurgle (Bonus - Adam Morrison Cries at the End. Double Bonus - Gumbelsnark.)



2) The Incomprehensible Scream and Recover (Bonus: Sacrosanct Fish)



This shows Gus' remarkable ability to hype and recompose.

3) Double Scream + Hyperbole (Bonus - Regular season Big Ten upset = Kennedy assassination)



4) You Will Not Deny Gus His Upset (Bonus: Invented Word "Officious")



5) The Male Multiple Orgasm (Bonus: Heartbreak City, the slipper fits)



Oh yeah, and he does football too. The Greatness of Gus can only be captured in this tribute.

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  • Slim_Change
    I can't stand this guy, he is so annoying. I was watching the Knicks play the Raptors yesterday and I ended up muting the broadcast and going with the ESPN radio broadcast instead. If I hadn't just bought a brand new 52 inch TV I would have smashed it to avoid listening to this jerk.
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