Found July 07, 2008 on Awful Announcing Inactive:
PLAYERS: Carlos Quentin
TEAMS: Tampa Bay Rays

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"If you're feelin' like an underacheiver, go and brush your shoulders off."- Adam

"A-Rod: That's Right. Madonna.
Melky: This was 10 years ago right?"- Ed from AZ

"They said my wife was sleeping with Lenny Kravitz?? Please...I'll have more hits today than he ever had."- Doug

"And she said, she's only got 4 minutes to save the world, and I told her, well that's fine because this is only gonna take 15 seconds."- THinds
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of this Red Sox fan getting the business from these Rays fans?


Daily Links:

Speaking of Jay-Z, He Was At Wimbeldon Yesterday! (Player Haters Ball)
Soccer's Joey Barton Has A Mean Streak (Fanhouse)
FOX Analyst Darrell Waltrip Does Good (Tennessean)
The Annoyance Of Announcers Predicting Pitches (700 Level)
Mike And The Mad Dog's Bucket List (M&TMD Blog)
Carlos Quentin Is Getting Hosed By MLB (Chicago Bull)
Some Great Clips Of Soccer Announcers (SS Reporters)
The Newest Grizz Fan....Adriana Lima (Moon Dog)
Americana At Its Finest (Rizzo Sports)
Sports Agencies And The NBA Draft (Sports Agent Blog)
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