Create-a-caption: Sérieusement, Mickaël?

Magic swingman (and LeBron James(notes) henchman) Mickael Pietrus(notes) cheers on the winner of the House of Hoops Dunk Contest at the Grand Palais during the Nike-Lebron Tour in France. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a matching shirt. Good luck, peers. After the jump, "Devin the Dude," kung fu fightin'.Winner, BeeKay:Devin, in delayed cheesy kung-fu voiceover: "Stuart Tanner, I challenge you to a rematch. You cannot beat my tiger style."Co-runner-up, Dee:In exchange for returning the reincarnation of Buddha to the monks, Master Harris was given a choice between the mystical Sword of Playing Defense or the Beads of Mediocre Three Point Percentage. He did not choose wisely.Co-runner-up, Andrew:These pictures tell of a classic Chinese myth in traditional Chinese artform. The first picture shows General Harris learning the fabled buzzer-beater-release form, a move that had been shrouded in secrecy since the Yao Dynasty. After learning that he had used...