Found May 07, 2009 on SPORTS by BROOKS: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Today’s headlines have been dominated by Manny, but there’s some weird stuff brewing down in Dallas, where a woman who is reportedly Dirk Nowitzki’s pregnant fiancée has been arrested on fraud charges. Cristal Taylor, who has used at least eight aliases while racking up what appears to be a number of bills that she had no intention of paying, was picked up by Dallas police at Nowitzki’s house on Wednesday morning on an outstanding warrant.

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  • hockeychick23
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    If he was smart he'd drop her. Obviously she only wanted him for one thing.
    • Placard_complete_small
      Huh, what`s that?........Not too obvious though what he wanted her for. Could she have worn a drabber top? What was she writing checks for? Not make-up, for sure.
      • Shanelle626
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        Maybe his good credit? Her mumu was dirty so she only had her "nice" top to wear. I hope that's a mug shot cause that's the only time it's excusable to take a picture lookin' that hurt. LOL
  • Placard_complete_small
    If I was him I`d insist on a paternity blood test once the bambino comes forth. I mean, she`s such an honest and uncomplicated woman and all.
  • HarryPotter
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    i love this video
    • Shanelle626
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      The 'you are NOT the father' dance! For real, that's scandalous, how do you not know who the father of your baby is? LOL
      • hockeychick23
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        haha well when you have sex with like ten guys in the same time frame.
      • speedwell
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        It's both hilarious and tragic at the same time. That breezy needs to keep her legs closed.
      • sambot
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        this dance is an epic moment in history.
    • HarryPotter
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      makes you wonder how she wasn't 100 or 200 but 5000% sure he wasn't the father
  • Placard_complete_small
    Let`s hope that all of the women who saw that show made a vow never to do the nasty with that guy. You get knocked up with him, you`d best not plan on him paying child support.
  • speedwell
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    Pro athletes can afford to do a credit check and background history on their significant others. If you're worth $100 mil, it's not really unreasonable to do it.
    • Shanelle626
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      Sh*t, I'm tempted to do it and Lord knows I don't have those kind of assets to protect.
      • speedwell
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        Bad credit and bad teeth are deal breakers fo sho.
  • lewii5
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    how do you pull a fast one on a guy like this?

    • HarryPotter
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      he sure is a cutie
    • Shanelle626
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      Yeah, he looks sharp as a tack, that one.
      • giantsrepeat
        Why would a multi millionaire athlete put themself in the position to have a picture like that snapped? Very foolish on Dirks pasrt.
  • Placard_complete_small
    Both of those guys have got S-U-C-K-E-R, written on their foreheads in neon letters. Better not let Robbo24 or BowlBound see the pic, considering what`s written on the shade in the background.
  • sambot
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    does this means nuggets in 3, then? heh heh. unfortunate timing to say the least.
  • Jamestime1
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    Dirk if this is true,my friend sh*t just got thick.
  • UNC23Tarheels
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    Ummm,Shawty is a interesting specimen..U-G-L-Y she ain't got No Alibi she UGLY,what,what she UGLY!!
    • Shark151
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      HAHA Wildcats was a great movie, why do they say she's in PRISON? She's in county!!!!
      • Shark151
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        Oops wrong thread
        • Shark151
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          Damn, I'm drunk... nevermind.
        • Shanelle626
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          Drunk?! You wrote that two hours ago. Getting the TGIF going a little early? LOL
  • hockeygoddess
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    Most guys are just dumb when it comes to women - they don't think with their head - the one on top of their neck!
    • Placard_complete_small
      I won`t say that I haven`t made that mistake, but the fates were kind to me and shook my big head before any damage was done.
      • hockeygoddess
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        Which Duncannon bar were you at? Gotta watch out for those Perry County girs!
        • Placard_complete_small
          When I was lookin` for real country gals, I`d just mosey on up to happenin` Tower City. I`d stop in Duncannon, after they kicked my butt outta those coal mine pubs.
        • hockeygoddess
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          Tower City? Their probably worse than the Perry County gals.
  • Not only does he have poor shot selection he has poor girl selection.
  • ganzman
    That is the greatest pic i have ever seen!!!
  • ganzman
    Looks like something that would be on TMZ
  • RedwingRobin
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    Who would have thought HE would be the looks in the family. Damn, she is porkchop around the neck so dog plays with you ugly.
  • hockeychick23
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    well if he needs a new girlfriend. call me up. im curious to see how he fits in his mini coop. hahaha.
    • lewii5
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      it'd have to be flinstones style where the legs are hangin out the bottom or have his head comin out the sun roof. haha that's a funny mental image.
  • Placard_complete_small
    Wonder if she had to wear a paper bag when they did it?
    • hockeygoddess
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      You should if you're looking for Perry County girls!
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