Posted November 03, 2008 on TheOtherSeason's Blog:
Final caption contest! Play fantasy basketball with Steve Nash
Hey everybody, This is going to be my final post so I hope that everyone will come up with some pretty creative captions. This one is a little more challenging so think about it before you post it, make it a good one. Remember the winners will be playing for a copy of 2K9 and a chance to play on my team for The Other Season... I mean who wouldn't want to be on a team called The Nash Potatoes?? Good luck! - Steve

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  • peagle05
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    "Shaq's eating all the Snickers, and he won't offer me any"
  • DoWork
    Shaq - "Hey Steve, tell me how my a$$ tastes!" ~Makes Chomping Noise~

    Nash - ~Disgusted~ "Why must I keep on telling you...tastes like Cherries!"

  • Official team warmup suit - $175

    Carefully mussed haircut - $75

    Forgetting about "Business Casual Monday"? - Priceless
  • We never talk anymore.
  • Jimminy Willikers! How can I be expected to concentrate on the game when shaq's whistling the theme from spongebob square pants?
  • I wonder how D'Antoni's doing in New York? Probably not so good
  • JASON323_310
    RAJA BELL: "HEY STEVE, I'M VOTING FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!!"

    SHAQ: "OH S***!!"



  • HayatoKanzaki1
    Shaq: *stares into space and chewing gum with his mouth open*
    Nash: Man if he doesn't stop, I'm going to snap!
  • Shaq: "Is that your ex-girlfriend three rows up right there?"
    Nash: "Is she still looking? Is she still looking? Shaq?? Is she?"
    Shaq: "Daaamnn, she got some big..."
  • YAYsportsFAN
    Shaq: "Yo Nash use your perifs to check out that hottie"
    -Nash just stares-
    Shaq: "Ay Dawg! i said use your perifs!"
  • BigRandy
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    Nash: Damn Shaq I told you no more spittin your weak a$$ rhymes in my earhole
    Shaq: Ahh hubba bubba rub a dub dubba yo tell me how my a$$ tastes ahhh jus like a rubba
  • Shaq plays the innocent, clueless man as Nash tries to find the culprit that dropped that stink bomb in his vicinity.
  • kpope0406
    where the f*ck are Amare's shorts?!?!?!
  • Where's Steve Kerr I want him to see Shaq right now! because this is the best post position he has had snce being a SUN
  • Shaq has a seemless adjustment to the Suns run n gun style of play, by trying to stay as inactive as he was in Miami
  • Wait a minute didn't Shaq say that I didn't deserve to be the MVP that one time...
  • BrockSamson
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    Nash: "How long are they going to make me pose for the banner ads on the website"

    Shaq: "I wish I was on the banner ads for the website damnit"
  • Enriquefed
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    Really, Shaq, Kazaam?? What the hell were you thinking?
  • Nash: "hey umm try this black gum big cactus"
    Shaq: "ya sure i love gum"
    Terry Porter: "shaq that's prank gum"
    Nash: "why you gotta ruin my pranks? Diantoni never ruined my pranks, and he didn't make me play defense."
  • Shaq: Uhhh sorry about that
    Steve: Silent but deadly my foot!!!
    Shaq: I said I was sorry...
    Steve: Getting a little woozy here...
  • UNC23Tarheels
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    Shaq-So Steve whadda ya think of my Rap Album
    Nash-You have a Rap Album?
    Shaq-Yeah you never heard of Shaq-Fu?
    Nash-Not really,I'm a Brooks & Dunn kinda guy.
    • UNC23Tarheels
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      Or this One..
      Shaq-Psst,Hey Steve
      Nash-Yeah Shaq?
      Shaq-I'm Bringing Sexy Back!!
      Nash-What the Hell????
  • Shaq: [Insert bad joke on Canada]
    Nash: I'd rather you lay a stink bomb...I'm not talking you anymore...
    Shaq: Joke's on you, I just did...
  • InstantMMA
    Your 2008-09 Phoenix Suns, Injured and Riding The Pine. Please Come Back D'antoni.
  • HayatoKanzaki1
    Shaq: Shaq-Fu was one of the best games alive.
    Nash: WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
  • The Shogun with Martin Nash's brother Kid Canada
  • Hey Porter this is the last time I'm going to say this the Suns offense runs on Nash not Diesel !
  • LABallTalk
    Shaq the Sheriff: That man is about to steal her purse.... how am I going to save the day?

    Nash: Dammet Shaq, just concentrate on basketball for once... just one time... forget about how her purse is going to get stolen and concentrate on not getting the ball stolen from you...
  • biggronn91
    Shaq: O nash look at what drgic just did. u have been trainin him well.
    Steve: Not now shaq im tryna see if chris paul just stole my move.
    Steve: O he did, he got that from me, steve nash, the greatest
  • biggronn91
    Steve: (i wish shaq would suit up already. he never plays)
    Shaq: I heard that
  • ShoreBall
    Shaq: Yo, Steve - those recycled shoes don't taste half bad!
    Nash: Yeah, I can smell how much you enjoyed them.
  • Nash thinks...(Damn that's horrible, Shaq must have had cabbage and broccoli again for lunch)
  • Nash : Hey maybe we have a chance to win this game cause they cant do hacka Shaq when he's in his street cloths!!
  • Astroal
    Caption should read: "The Odd Couple."
  • ethanator1088
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    Shaq : Don't you hate it when you get a popcorn kernel shell stuck to the roof of your mouth?

    Nash: If you would have told me that you had some delicious popcorn I might know about it, but you did not, so I do not know.
  • "Yo Sensei, I told you not to the LA next to Phoenix on the top row. You do that again Coach is gonna bench you for more that one game....still nice stache"
  • Yo Sensei, I told you not to put LA nest to Phoenix on the top row, you do it again and Coach is going to bench you for more than one game.....Nice Stache"
  • biggronn91
    Steve: why do terry porter have me sittin nxt to this old guy
    Shaq: steve you just 2 yrs younger than me
    Steve: well at least i play like im 20 yrs younger than you
  • iLoVeStEvEnAsH
    Nash..(in his head) maybe if i look away for a little while he might realise HES SUPPOSE TO BE WEARING OUR GOD DAMN UNIFORM!!
  • paolizq
    Shaq (thinking to himself as he takes up half of Steve's seat): These US Airways Center seats are a little odd, yet comfy.

    Steve(thinking): Shaq just gave me another reason to lay on the floor instead of sitting on the bench during my off minutes.

    [5 minutes later]

    Steve: Ugh, I feel so squished in here! But that does give me an idea. I should name my fantasy team The Nash Potatoes!
  • Whoever smelt it, dealt it!
  • Steve: I can't believe Shaq had to try on my favorite pair of Nike's and stretch them out again!
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