Found December 12, 2009 on Ball Don't Lie:
A man in Los Angeles is recovering after being attacked by a Minnesota Timber Wolf on Friday night.Lakers guard Derek Fisher(notes) was doing his job at Staples Center — playing defense, trying to take a charge — when the Wolf lunged at him from around the free throw line.Fisher said the Wolf bit his soul."He was a young, healthy one," Fisher told make-believe reporters. "The locals call him Corey Brewer(notes). He was just a hungry, hungry Wolf that was doing what he had to do to dunk the basketball and I just reacted, thank God, the way I did and survived it.""I just pray I don't have rabies."Dunk of the year? You tell me, sweet world.
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