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In Drunken Driving Masturbation News...

submitted by Fornelli
December 06, 2006  |  6 comments  |   Email to a Friend
Eddie Griffin pled guilty to charges of "inattentive driving" on Monday. By inattentive driving the court means "Jerking off to dashboard porno while driving drunk."
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6 Comments On: "In Drunken Driving Masturbation News..."

 
1. simplyhiredguy , December 06, 2006  |  Reply
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that is hilarious!

2. rayj0101 , December 06, 2006  |  Reply
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Hey, as the quote on my page says...when in time of need you must relieve.

Wish I was rich enough to get dash-board porn.

3. mrfresh , December 06, 2006  |  Reply
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Interesting...geuss next time I do that, I'll have to be on the lookout for cops. Thanks for the heads up.

4. Marinman , December 06, 2006  |  Reply
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Let's not all throw the first stone. There's nothing wrong with driving while masturbating. It is wrong to smash someone's car, go into a liquor store drunk and then promise to buy them a new car tomorrow "except a Bentley" tho.

4.1. MasterBlaster , December 07, 2006  |  Reply
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That title rules. If you drive while masterbating, make sure you have an earpiece for your cell phone.

5. maclmn , December 08, 2006  |  Reply
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Musta pulled a little to the left

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