Agent Zero on Abe Pollin's death

Gilbert Arenas's return to his Agent Zero coincided with the sad death of Abe Pollin, and it led to a surprising number of laugh-out-loud obituary moments. This is how the Wizards mourn. For example, a reporter asked Gilbert for his favorite Abe Pollin memory. "You know, after every win he would slap the [bleep] out of you in the face," Gilbert said. "He'd be walking around, slapping everybody. I just remember the players used to come in, and when he was getting ready to slap you, they'd just give him the duck-in." Then Gilbert showed us the dodge move he'd use to avoid getting hammered in the face. I asked Gilbert whether he ever slapped Pollin back: "Oooh, no," he said. He was also asked whether he ever engaged in one of the three-point contests with his owner that Wes Unseld once made famous. "Yeah, we got our witness of