Found April 17, 2012 on The Daily Rival:

ESPN unveiled a tremendous new commercial over the weekend about an everyday schlub who happens to share a name with one the world’s most popular athletes. I guess now we see why the guy who played Wallace on “The Wire” (and Vince on “Friday Night Lights”) goes by Michael B. Jordan.

And you’re probably thinking, Why not go by something else, like “Mike”? Well, to that, I must quote the classic scene in “Office Space” where the character named Michael Bolton complains sharing a name with the Michael Bolton:

“No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”

Doesn’t really apply to MJ, but you get the idea. People who share names with celebrities: I feel for your plight.

[H/T TBJ]

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