“Club Seat’s Top 5″ – that’s what this section of our website is called. Well, I couldn’t help myself so you guys are in for a treat. I doubled our usual top five this week to bring you the Top 10 Worst Tattoos In The NBA. Enjoy!
10. Brad Miller (Chicago Bulls) - Brad Miller is a big guy, and having a tattoo the size of a thumbnail just seems kind of pointless and silly. The fact that it’s of Scooby only adds insult to injury,
9. Carmelo Anthony (Denver Nuggets) – Melo has the Warner Brothers “WB” logo just below his left shoulder. According to him it means “West Baltimore”. Cool right? Nope, not so much.
8. Stephon Marbury (Shanxi Zhongyu Brave Dragons) – This might be cheating since he’s no longer in the NBA, but oh well. Stephon Marbury must have thought that getting a tattoo of his shoe line on his head would help promote his “Starbury” brand, when really it just helped promote the fact that he’s an idiot. Familiar with the team he plays for now? No? Don’t worry, neither am I. That’s because the NBA knows that he and his tattoo are not “super cool” like #6 on the list, and so now he plays in China.
7. DeShawn Stevenson (Dallas Mavericks) – So this guy is obviously smart. His strategy is that if he’s ever in a situation where he forgets his basketball jersey, he can just play without a shirt on. Yeah, that’s gotta be it because otherwise this would just be ridiculously stupid. No, I can’t make excuses for him, the fact is that he’s just a moron.
6.Michael Beasley (Miami Heat) – When you have a tattoo on your body that has the word “Supercool” in it, chances are you probably aren’t cool at all. When that tattoo is the size of your back, and in this case says “Supercool Beas”, then you’re definitely not cool and will never have a chance to be cool again in life.
5. Stephen Jackson (Charlotte Bobcats) – This man needs 24 hour security if he can’t even pray without being strapped.
4. Jason Williams (Orlando Magic) – Really? “WHIT EBOY”? J-Will probably thinks he’s the man, but really he’s about as cool as a guy that still uses a cell phone with an external antenna on it.
3. Kenyon Martin (Denver Nuggets) – Along with the famous “lips” tattoo, K-Mart has two equally dumb tattoos which makes him a 3-time moron. His other marks of crap are a tattoo that says “Bad ass yellow boy”, and “Fear No Man But God”. Totally… That’s what I’m talkin’ about K-Mart!
2. Marquis Daniels (Boston Celtics) – This one is good because if anyone ever stops him to ask for directions in Florida, all he has to do is take his shirt off. This is just stupid.
1. Reggie Miller (Indiana Pacers, retired) – Another one that might be considered cheating, but it was too good not to include. I think the worst part about this tattoo is that it looks likes he has a forest around his belly button. Not to mention that I would have never thought in a million years that Reggie Miller would have a tattoo like this. It’s pretty shocking… and disgusting.
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