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"The NBA season hasn't officially begun until we've all been properly Kaman'd." Hear, hear, The Sports Hernia. Best Chris Kaman(notes) caption wins 500,000 beaver pelts. Good luck, friends. After the jump, Ron Artest and Toni Braxton.Winner, Joemama:Un-break L.A.Bring Ariza ba-ackUndo the mess you causedWhen you F-ed up the spacingOf the triangleUn-chuck those threesThat clank away in the nightUn-break L.A.L.A.Co-runner-up, misterj:Toni: "I love you, Ron."Ron: "I love you too, Halle." Co-runner-up, JunkyJ:Together: "That IS so Raven!"