Found January 25, 2012 on
Ball Don't Lie:
We know your intentions were pure, Paul Silas. You thought having Tyrus Thomas undergo hypnotherapy treatments during the offseason would help get to the root of his sometimes unbalanced floor game, instill in him a deep, strong foundation of positive reinforcement that could curb his wilder tendencies, and help him maintain focus during the extended lockout and the shortened season.
Instead, though, it wreaked havoc on his inner equilibrium, leading to across-the-board drop-offs in his shooting, rebounding, assist, steal and block percentages, a career-low Player Efficiency Rating and, occasionally, a thousand-yard stare that makes you wonder what that cut-rate therapist (thanks, MJ) actually implanted down there.
Whoops. Talk about your all-time backfires, Coach.
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Charlotte Bobcats center Byron Mullens left Wednesday's game against the Washington Wizards with a hand injury.
Mullens was taken for X-rays, which revealed no fracture. He was diagnosed with a bruised hand.
The 22-year-old Mullens started his ninth straight game Wednesday. He entered the night averaging 11.7 points and 5.2 rebounds.
The Bobcats have announced that point guard D.J. Augustin is expected to miss the next four games with a right toe injury.
Augustin saw Charlotte orthopedist Dr. Bob Anderson on Tuesday, and the diagnosis confirmed an inflammatory condition of the sesmoid bones that lie in the flexor tendons on Augustin's right big toe. The injury's been bothering Augustin for months, but...
Bobcats point guard D.J. Augustin is dealing with inflammation in his right big toe.
Bobcats struggle to find rhythm without D.J. Augustin, and rookie Kemba Walker isn't ready to lead.
The Bobcats couldn’t muster much offense against the Bulls last Saturday Night and it cost them this game. Gerald Henderson led the way in the game for the Bobcats with 22 points, 9 rebounds, 1 assist and 1 blocked shot. Byron Mullens also had a very solid game with 17 points and 5 rebounds. Cory Higgins pitched in with 10 points and 3 rebounds in only 16 minutes on the floor...
The Bobcats got abused last night by the Knicks as they only shot 32.9% from the floor while getting outrebounded 53-33! Kemba Walker led the way for the Bobcats with 22 points, 5 rebounds, 2 assists and 2 blocked shots. Derrick Brown (15 points, 4 rebounds, 2 steals and 1 blocked shot) and Gerald Henderson (15 points and 3 rebounds) also pitched in for the Bobcats in this game...
Charlotte Bobcats point guard D.J. Augustin will miss at least the next four games (over the next five nights) after getting a second diagnosis on inflammation in his right big toe. Charlotte physician Dr. Bob Anderson examined the injury, and...
Here we see Tyrus and Amare struggling to "do the hokey-pokey"The Knicks rolled into Charlotte on a six game losing streak. They were determined to end that streak. Dj Augustin and Dj White were added to the inactive list as they both sustained injuries in previous games. The starting lineup consisted of; Kemba Walker, Gerald Henderson, Derrick Brown, Tyrus Thomas, and...
The Charlotte Bobcats were outrebounded 47-34 last Sunday and it did them in. Kemba Walker (16 points, 6 rebounds, 4 assists and 1 steal) and Gerald Henderson (15 points, 1 rebound and 2 assists) led the way for the Bobcats in this game. Derrick Brown (11 points, 3 rebounds, 1 assist and 2 steals), Bismack Biyombo (11 points, 7 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 steals and 4 blocked shots...
As Michael Jordan continues to give his input, the Charlotte Bobcats gave Gerald Henderson a fourth-year on his contract. CineSport's Noah Coslov & the Charlotte Observer's Rick Bonnell discuss.Click to Continue »
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- The Bobcats have announced guard D.J. Augustin is expected to miss the next four games with a right toe injury.
The Bobcats have exercised the fourth-year option on guard Gerald Henderson for the 2012-13 season.
Bobcats guard D.J. Augustin was seen by Charlotte orthopedist Dr. Bob Anderson today and the diagnosis confirmed an inflammatory condition of the sesmoid bones that lie in the flexor tendons on his right big toe.
Augustin re-aggravated the injury, which had bothered him previously, during to the first quarter of the Bobcats’ Jan. 22, matchup at [...]
Pretty clearly, the embarrassment Kemba Walker described, the self-check Byron Mullens advocated, never materialized.Click to Continue »
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Charlotte Bobcats vs Washington Wizards Odds
The NBA betting slate features a clash between Washington and Charlotte on Wednesday, with the host Wizards trying to win for fans supporting them with their cheers and their money.
This season the Wizards are 2-15 overall and 5-12 ATS against the number, while the Bobcats...