Create-a-caption: Jordan and Iverson

According to International Basketball News, Olympiakos, the Greek club that continues to go after NBA free agents, is now going after Allen Iverson; offering the guard a $10 million contract over two years. Think Jordan has any advice for AI? Best caption/imaginary conversation wins MJ's killer jacket.After the jump, Mitch Kupchak signs The Candyman.Winner, ayt: "Now that I'm back to LA, there will be a lot more choco— err championships! Each game, we will run the Tootsie Roll— oops pick 'n roll. With Ron aboard, we won't have any more REESE-on to slack on defense. We will make opponents wish they would just play on Mars. Mmm ... Mars. We will run the Triangle, which is the shape of Tobleron, to perfection. And this I tell you, I, Lamar Odom, will pour his heart and soul on the court until I hang up my Snickers!"Co-runner-up, Bill:"'Melts in your mouth, not in your hand' my ass!"Co-runner-up, Sunny S:"My blood sugars low, ...