Create-a-Caption: Randy Foye gives the best autographs

Listen, it's not always a picnic being Blake Griffin's teammate. Case in point: Autographs. Everyone wants the guy who dunked on Timofey Mozgov's neck to sign their jersey or program or baby. The backup guard who hits 39 percent of his shots? Not so much. That's why Randy Foye really goes the extra mile for fans that ask for his John Hancock. "Keep reaching for the stars, Alan?" You got it. Special message for your nephew who's having trouble getting used to his retainer? Done. Detailed critical analysis of Synge's culturally specific and often ironic depiction of masculinity in "The Playboy of the Western World"? Make sure you bring your XL jersey, but sure thing. The guy's a real pro. He'll sign for hours ... if you let him. Best caption wins a hair-heavy entreaty to turn up your radio. Good luck. In our last adventure: Gregg Popovich has a pointed conversation. Winner, Stephen: Pop: "Knock down that fargin' wall, knock...