Create-a-caption: Ron Artest has a great workout regime

Forget Starbury, LakersGround.net commenter "scottpot29" has it right: "Ron Artest is the most interesting man in the world. 'I don't work out much, but when I do, I prefer to do it with big-breasted party girls in skimpy bikinis. Stay thirsty, my friends.'" Best caption wins a dumbbell and some Kleenex. Good luck. After the jump, Antawn Jamison checks his fantasty football stats.Winner, Master Seuss:Antawn: "What were you doing on that laptop?"Student: "Changing some players' injury ratings in 2K10 so the Wizards won't suck this year."Antawn: "So why did you turn the computer around?"Student: (looks away) "Because I had to traded you for Jermaine O'Neal(notes)."Co-runner-up, xbmichael:Jamison looks on as Jefferson Middle School student, Chris, is informed by e-mail of being traded from the 6th grade basketball team to the Miami Heat in exchange for Quentin Richardson(notes).Co-runner-up, Ol' Lea...