Create-a-caption: This Magic moment

Magic men Anthony Johnson(notes) (left) and Vince Carter(notes) (right) attempt to hide and suppress their laughter during a game on Wednesday in Florida. Why, yes, they were playing against the Knicks. How'd you know? Best caption/imaginary conversation wins some socks and stocks. After the jump, The Birdman reads his first script.Winner, NorCalJon:"Hey, guys! Welcome to the inside of my truck." Co-runner-up, Greg W:"Did you guys see this?! Even I make more than Allen Iverson(notes) now!"Co-runner-up, JetLeg:"Guys, check this out, I'm getting sued because some kid stabbed his brother with my bobblehead."