Originally written on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 1/6/12

But how could it not be when you’ve got a 7-foot tall German guy sitting fireside in his swanky bathrobe and scholarly glasses, reading the Britney Spears classic, Oops!…I Did it Again, one of the great literary masterpieces of the last 100 years?  Dirk Nowitzki’s spoken word interpretation of this song, with his thick German accent, speaks more to me than Britney’s vocal stylings ever did.

Nobody understands drama like the Germans.  How else can you explain their overwhelming fondness for one of the greatest dramatic thespians of our time, David Hasselfhoff?  Can’t wait to see what song Nowitzki tackles next.  Fingers crossed that it’s Chumbawamba’s Tubthumping because only a reading by Dirk Nowitzki could reveal that song’s deeper, more prophetic meaning.

[H/T to SportsGrid]

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