Originally written on The Other Paper  |  Last updated 11/20/14

He may be 10th in the league in double-doubles, but the only number that only seems to follow Kris Humphries around is 72— the number of days his marriage to Kim Kardashian lasted.

Now— while going through a nasty divorce— DJs in every nightclub where Humphries shows up taunt the New Jersey Nets forward by playing Kanye West's song "Way Too Cold" which describes the rapper's love for Kim K and declares, "Lucky I ain't have Jay[-Z] drop him [Humphries] from the team."

West released the song a couple of weeks ago under the name "Theraflu" after he started dating Humphries ex-wife. The line refers to Nets minority owner Jay-Z if you didn't know.



The hardworking and under-rated Humphries puts up with a lot of hostile crowds— who boo him at every game and even on his own home court— but, after spending which must have seemed like an interminable amount of days as Mr. K with the mind-numbing Kardashian clan, the jeers probably sound a lot better than their air-headed chatter or Kanye's song.

Humphries was spotted with friends at a booth next to Carmelo Anthony on Wednesday— after the Knicks beat the Nets— at a Manhattan club when some DJ named "Theory" played West's track. Humphries ignored it and stayed late anyway.

27 Comments:
  • If I were him, I would dance to the song. I would do the funky chicken or one of those silly wedding dance. So Chris, send them a message to let them know that not only do you have a good sense of humor, you actually agree with them for marrying a human toilet.
  • conyo west is a funky chicken no talent, bloated ego. His success just shows how far down we have sunk as a society... heehee, he thinks it's him....
  • Kayne is an ignorant,racist no talent *sshole and Kim K is definitley slut.
  • kanye and kim are a good pair. he is a racist thug and she is a slut
  • he sure is she sure is
  • Absolutely agree with sebring7, these two are well matched for each other...both will do anything to get into the media spotlight and neither has any self respect or respect for anyone else.
  • Poor Kris, he had to be around that dysfunctional family. I bet he couldn't wait to get out of there. One mans trash is anothers treasure. She is a giant slut. And Kanye West is a giant turd.
  • she sure is, he sure is
  • the same with Reggie Bush..right after she split with KH, she tried to run back to Reggie but he wasn't f*(K!N with her so she ran to kanye, so really he should be makin a song how she married KH, when it didn't work out ran back to RB and when he said hell no, he was the end result!
  • Kris got caught up with the phony Kim Kardashian. What's with the Kardashian girls all the can nab for a mate is a black man in sports?? What's with them can't they find a nice white man
    to fit into their realm???
    These nice black guys are just getting dragged into the Kardashian smut. Steer clear Ya Good sports men steer clear so
    you don't end up hurt like Kris. Hold your head up hi Kris.
  • I believe that Kris is a very upstanding, genuine man; who has more class than Kim has in her ass. I watched the Brady Bunch/I mean the Kardashians and they are shrewd, shallow people. They portrayed Kris as a bully and insensitive to the *Princess* who expects everyone to bow down and kiss that TARGET below her back. Kim is whimpy..and a weak woman. I pray that she doesn't have kids. There goes another drama episode of the Kardasians. "The New and Improved Keep It All In The Family and In The House Bruce Bought." lol
  • if ass equals class, she's a dignitary.
  • Kris probably knows the meaning of the phrase "hell on Earth". I couldn't imagine (nor do I want to) being married to her. At least if her and Kayne are together, it saves two other people from being involved with them. Two wannabes with no talent.
  • no talent, no class, no brains and a racist message & no talent wit a biiiig ass booty yo
  • I REALLY like Kris as he appears to have had genuine feelings towards marriage, love and creating a life. But I feel that Kim and that ratched family was playing games with life and created a horrid specticle of his and their lives. Man I really hate he went through that. Heartbreak is so hard to endure and I can not IMAGINE going through that pain in front of the entire world. He should pray his way out of this and gladly kiss Kim and that entire family goodbye, especially that manly looking, thick jawed, illegitimate child, Khloe. Ugh! Her attitude was just so nasty to him and she was TERRIBLE to Scott. Any way, I used to be a fan of Kim's but I've gladly jumped off that bandwagon when I witnessed what she did to this man. Kris, God Bless, seek Jesus through this ordeal and disassociate yourself completely with the embarrassing Kardashian clan.
  • Oh and don't worry about getting a cute girlfriend. You are a SUPER gorgeous guy! And as UGLY as Kanye is, yes, UGLY, and as heaux-ish as Kim is, you should care less about those worthless POS's. lol
  • Could not have said it better!!!!!!!
  • Kanye is just in love. With a cumdumpster. And he wants the world to know. About his cumdumpster.
  • I take offense at your crude description of her, ... Please let's keep it civil.....she's a sperm receptacle.
  • What else would you expect from someone like West. Hopefully he & Kim will meet there Waterloo here on earth. Karma is an amazing thing I'm sure they'll get their due.
  • Yes, he is a racist pig with an ego in inverse proportion to any talent or brains he allegedly has.
  • Kayne is a mommys boy, Kim is just plain nasty, I bet she has some big ole dimples on the but, cellulite and a lot of it, gross, not to mention how much makeup she gobs on, she must like that black alabama snake, LMFAO....
  • If candy ass Cain or whatever his dumbass name is, is so bad or thinks he is, why doesn't he and KrIs take it to the ring, as in MMA or boxing?? I guarantee you that KH will kick his candy ass!!! CANE East or whatever that dumbass that can't talk right calls himself want do it because he's scared and knows what his mommy already knows that he is PUSS!!!!! L0l Bit&(......
  • I agree playher, KH would tear KW a new ass*#%$ ! What a punk, all he's done is write a song about his new ho. And that make take makes him a big man in his hos' eyes. LMAFO. What a racist punk.
  • Enough cottage cheese to provide breakfast for everyone at the homeless mission.
  • I feel for Chris. I agree with cookieM , He should just get up and dance to the song and show everyone that he has moved on and her crap cant get to him! Kim and Kayne are made for each other, soon there will be more videos out there!!
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