Originally written on Larry Brown Sports  |  Last updated 11/14/12

Dwyane Wade has taken many bold fashion steps over the past few years ever since hiring a consultant to dress him. He’s worn the pointless nerd glasses, color-coordinated his finger wraps with his ties, and he even painted his toe nails. Maybe his most notable look was the hot pink pants he wore during the playoffs. Coming in a close second are the super-skinny pants he wore on a recent team flight. Heat teammate LeBron James was so struck by the pants that he shared a picture of them on Twitter and Instagram, saying they were so tight they looked painted on. Just look at those things. Do you have to tear open the shrink wrap for the pants and then roll them down to get them on? Do you think he can even bend in them? How do his boys even have room to breathe there? Good thing he already has children, because as Kramer could tell you, pants that tight can’t be good for one’s sperm count. Photo via LeBron James/Twitter

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